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I am so tired of people talking about Dove’s ‘Real Beauty’ campaign
Dove sells makeup
Dove sells anti frizz shampoo
Dove sells anti-wrinkle cream
Dove sells skin lightening lotion overseas
Dove does not give a shit about your self esteem, Dove makes money off you hating how you look.

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isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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how to get a hot body: set yourself on fire

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"Heard you was talking shit"
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why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

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  • *in principals office*
  • principal: Have a seat.
  • me: thank you *picks up chair and leaves*